The Big Kahuna
Contributes This Excellent Definition -
Difference
Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On
Terrorism:
Question: You're walking down
a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous
looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you
while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information
to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I
ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run
away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I
possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy
with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just
be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to
a conclusion.
Conservative Answer:
Shoot the son of a bitch!
Then take your family to a baseball
game, eat some hot dogs with apple pie, sing the National Anthem, go
to church and praise the Lord for one more day of Freedom.
